Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Trumpet Overpass

Can anyone tell me what a trumpet overpass is? Seriously.

And look out while pumping the brakes. You might skid off the road due to a crack in your windshield. Keep your cars personal space in check too. That is very important.
Good luck on your test AM.

Eagan High School Swimming

Few people know that I am the assistant coach for the greatest ladies swim team in all of Minnesota (and probably the world). When people do find out they say "wow, that's great" or "gosh, that must be fun". They really have no idea.

Are these swimmers world class...no. Are these divers Olympic bound...probably not. But it is not in this context that I use the word "great". Greatness is sparked by the people you surround yourself with, how you act, how you treat others, your family and by true determination to be the best you can be at any one point in time.

It has been my privilege to coach a fantastic group of girls for the past two years. Tonight we had our last home meet for the seniors and it was tough for me. They are a group of young women who epitomize the word great and I know they will go on to a great future.

To the smiler, to the wall flower and to the one that swims every lap. To the funny friend, to the 30.4 second 50 freestyler to Calvin and Hobbes and to the sour patch kid, I tip my maroon and gold hat. You ladies hold a special place with me and I will miss you. Come back and see us at the pool anytime you like.

And lets not forget the support staff behind this group of ladies. Without their parents, none of this could happen as smoothly as it does. They are the work horses behind the scenes. From the timing table to the bagels and to the great food at the end of every home meet. Hats off to you. I have never experienced anything like what you do for this team. Your support and hard work are greatly appreciated. Thank you. You are the best.

I am looking forward to the remainder of this year, sections and state. Next year will be new challenges, new FRESHMAN, tears, great swims, bad swims and another set of seniors that will come and go (and Steve, Terri and I hitting the water again). I don't want to dwell on that. There will be a time and a place all to soon.

Be good, stay smart and never let a rabid badger grab you by the ankle (hey...the whole thing can't be serious. That would not be me!).

'night...Karlito Bandito...

Monday, October 09, 2006

I understand there are some new readers to my site. No one visits much...I think. I am really not looking for millions of people to read it, I just want whomever does read it to enjoy it. That is really what it is all about...isn't it?

So...on that note...

iTunes is a pain. Truly. I buy music, I store it on my PC and then want to make an MP3 disk of it. Easy enough? I am sure this is new to no one but it still gets my undies in a bunch (some times multiple bunches). In order to make this MP3 disk I need to burn an audio CD (waste of a good CD), then rip it back to iTunes (more of my time gone...bye bye..see ya later) and then burn a new MP3 disk (another CD). I am out $.59.

I know. It's not much but it is my time. Apple...U SUK. More protectionism in this world is not something I need from Apple. I get enough from our government. Protect me from myself so I do not self destruct. Does anyone really think that protecting me from creating an MP3 is really going to solve the worlds issues? Didn't North Korea just set off a nuke? Protect me from them and leave me to my MP3's.

I know...copyright laws and all that. I paid $.99 for that song! I should be able to drop kick it into a bucket of water if I feel like it.

What smells? Rotten APPLE. That's what smells.